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MP Johnson

PO Box 24218

Edina, MN 55424

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Zombies

Are You Sick of Zombies Yet?

This chapbook collects five MP Johnson zombie short stories. In addition to “Zombie Eater” and “Dead Folk Hero Does Interstate Travel,” this collection also includes the new tales “Zombie Petting Zoo,” Toxic Thrash Resurrection” and “Office Invasion.”

$4

 

 

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Bare Bone #10

If you move into a new place and find a weird machine in the basement, don’t mess with it… especially if it seems to be spewing out lizard freaks. This is one of the best underground fiction publications out there. It’s more like a book than a magazine and is crammed with horror short stories by writers like Tom Piccirilli, Jeremy Robert Johnson, and the MP Johnson story “New Pad.”

$10

 

 

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The Mutilation of Paris Hilton

This chapbook collects three MP Johnson bizarro short stories: “Punk Rock Mummy,” from the under-read Theatre of Decay #1, “Snailwart” and the gore-drenched title tale. It is limited to 200 signed and numbered copies, so act fast, before some lawsuit messes up the whole deal.

$5

 

 

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Cthulhu Sex #25

Don't you hate it when your beard gives birth to a slimy crab mutant? This features “After Birth,” one of the most messed up pieces of weirderature MP Johnson has written yet. Lots of other sexy and screwy bizarro short stories, too.

$5

 

 

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Black Petals #36

It’s amazing the damage that a good piece of lumber can do to a pack of zombies. The new issue of this long-running underground horror magazine features MP Johnson’s “Story of a Board.” It has an array of other cool bizarro horror short stories.

$6

 

 

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Kopfhalter! #2

When you have a bunch of demons living in your belly, death doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. This is a fantastic new magazine of underground authors that also contains some really weird comics. It features MP Johnson’s horror short story “Retirement.”

$8

 

 

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Freak Tension #13

The long-awaited new issue of Freak Tension, featuring a new short story, reviews, an interview with John Doe and the usual craziness.

$1

 

 

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Freak Tension #12

Punk, horror and other madness, all squeezed in between one of the best covers that has ever graced any fanzine anywhere. Seriously.

$1

 

 

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Freak Tension #11

The most potent mixture of horror, punk rock and true life nonsense you’re ever likely to read. Each issue features a batch of music reviews and is topped off with a horror story, like the cherry on top, except it’s not a cherry, it’s your buddy’s bleeding, severed nose.

$1

 

 

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Freak Tension T-Shirt

The coolest damn shirt ever. This was designed by FT cover artist Bill Hauser, who you may also know as the cover artist for many Havoc Records releases and hardcore posters, including the one for Skit System’s last US Tour. Please note what size you want. Currently available in XL, L, M.

$10

 

 

 

Freak Tension Pin

Poke it into your shirt.

Free with order.

 

 

Freak Tension Sticker

Stick it.

Free with order.

 

 

Stick it.

 

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