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WHAT’S IT ALL
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Are You Sick of Zombies Yet? |
This chapbook collects five
MP Johnson zombie short stories. In addition to “Zombie Eater” and “Dead Folk
Hero Does Interstate Travel,” this collection also includes the new tales
“Zombie Petting Zoo,” Toxic Thrash Resurrection” and “Office Invasion.” |
$4 |
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Bare Bone #10 |
If you move into a new
place and find a weird machine in the basement, don’t mess with it…
especially if it seems to be spewing out lizard freaks. This is one of the
best underground fiction publications out there. It’s more like a book than a
magazine and is crammed with horror short stories by writers like Tom
Piccirilli, Jeremy Robert Johnson, and the MP Johnson story “New Pad.” |
$10 |
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The Mutilation of |
This chapbook collects
three MP Johnson bizarro short stories: “Punk Rock Mummy,” from the
under-read Theatre of Decay #1, “Snailwart” and the gore-drenched title tale.
It is limited to 200 signed and numbered copies, so act fast, before some lawsuit
messes up the whole deal. |
$5 |
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Cthulhu Sex #25 |
Don't you hate it when your
beard gives birth to a slimy crab mutant? This features “After Birth,” one of
the most messed up pieces of weirderature MP Johnson has written yet. Lots of
other sexy and screwy bizarro short stories, too. |
$5 |
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Black Petals #36 |
It’s amazing the damage
that a good piece of lumber can do to a pack of zombies. The new issue of
this long-running underground horror magazine features MP Johnson’s “Story of
a Board.” It has an array of other cool bizarro horror short stories. |
$6 |
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Kopfhalter! #2 |
When you have a bunch of
demons living in your belly, death doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. This is
a fantastic new magazine of underground authors that also contains some
really weird comics. It features MP Johnson’s horror short story
“Retirement.” |
$8 |
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Freak Tension #13 |
The long-awaited new issue
of Freak Tension, featuring a new short story, reviews, an interview with
John Doe and the usual craziness. |
$1 |
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Freak Tension #12 |
Punk, horror and other
madness, all squeezed in between one of the best covers that has ever graced any fanzine anywhere. Seriously. |
$1 |
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Freak Tension #11 |
The most potent mixture of
horror, punk rock and true life nonsense you’re ever likely to read. Each
issue features a batch of music reviews and is topped off with a horror
story, like the cherry on top, except it’s not a cherry,
it’s your buddy’s bleeding, severed nose. |
$1 |
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Freak Tension T-Shirt |
The coolest damn shirt
ever. This was designed by FT cover artist Bill Hauser, who you may also know
as the cover artist for many Havoc Records releases and hardcore posters,
including the one for Skit System’s last US Tour. Please note what size you
want. Currently available in XL, L, M. |
$10 |
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Freak Tension Pin |
Poke it into your shirt. |
Free with order. |
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Freak Tension Sticker |
Stick it. |
Free with order. |
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Stick it. |
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